Hello everyone! Well, it's official. Full-on panic at leaving has set in. I can't handle it. It's amazing here! I don't want to ever go home! However, I think it would kill me to miss Mississippi State football season, so I've developed a new life plan for myself. I'm going to live in Tennessee or Mississippi during football season and Hawaii the rest of the year. Completely feasible & reasonable, yeah? (Adding yeah? to the end of sentences now comes naturally to me. I'm well on my way to being a local.) I realize this split-location existence won't exactly be cheap & I'll certainly not be able to have a full-time job going back and forth so much, so if any of you know of any super rich people who'd like to adopt or marry me and support this worthy endeavor, let me know.
So, let's go ahead and get the boring & mundane stuff out of the way:
SCHOOL: I had my two exams yesterday and day before. Awful stuff. Not horrifically difficult or anything, but we all know how I feel about anything law school-related. So, SO glad school's over. Oh yeah, that's right, only for like 2 weeks. Then another soul-crushing YEAR of law school. Ugh. Thank goodness just one more, though. I can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. Barely.
WORK: Been going fine. Been making lots of moolah. Yippee.
HOUSING: I only had my place with the two Melissas through July 31st, so I had to find another place to live for my last little bit here. So I'm now sleeping on my friend Kelly's couch. (Humbling when a couch is an upgrade. I might never sleep on an air mattress ever again.) I realized when I was moving out of my house that I never gave y'all a house tour. So sorry, loves. I only photographed my room, though, because two new roommates were moving in, and there were boxes and stuff everywhere in the main part of the house. Maybe I can get back over there another day and show y'all the rest of the house. But for now, here's where I've been holding it down all summer:
Here's my dear little air mattress on the floor that I've been sleeping on for the past 2 months (kindly disregard the garbage bag full of dirty clothes in the corner):
A view of my wonderful closet with built-in shelving:
The other side of my room (I'm in the middle of moving here, people; don't judge me on the mess):
Luckily, Kyle let me borrow his Jeep for the day, so I got to move my stuff to Kelly's in one fell swoop. Probably would've been slightly difficult to move everything on the moped...
I now live clear across town, and, if you missed it when I posted it on facebook, check out my new front porch view!
Diamond Head is just off to the right.
I am NEVER inside now. Here's a pic of our front porch:
If I'm here at the house, I'm parked outside on the couch. I could sit out there all day looking out at the palm trees and ocean. Plus, since we're higher up elevation-wise, it's cooler up here & there's usually a nice breeze. I could sit out there all day (and nap and eat and read and nap again - which I do).
Alright, let's move on to the fun stuff! I have been having an EPIC week. We'll start with July 30th. July 30th was my 23 1/2 birthday, which NOT A ONE OF YOU remembered. You should be ashamed of yourselves. (Seriously, half birthdays are important.) So, while all of you were thoughtlessly and carelessly forgetting to wish me a happy half birthday, I went & did the most amazing thing ever. I went skydiving. When I say that it was the most amazing thing ever, I mean it. It was like, awesomely, stupendously, terrifically, epically, wonderfully, magnificently, stunningly AMAZING. I'm sure most of you have already seen the pictures on facebook (which I of course uploaded about 3.5 seconds after I got home), but let's consider this the Director's Cut with Commentary.
Here we go. Here's our whole motley crew I went with:
At the top is a friend from summer school, Jake. Next row down is Kyle on the left and Kelly's friend Danny on the right. Bottom row is me (duh), Kelly, and Kelly's friend Katie.
At this point, I'm all like "la-dee-da, 'bout to go skydiving, woohoo, no big deal."
Then we get out to the plane. This is my "oh my gosh, am I really about to get in this plane & jump out of it?" face:
So we all board the plane and start taking off. At this point, I begin to experience a little "oh my GOSH, what the HECK am I doing?!?!?" and start clutching my cross necklace and praying feverishly. A Baptist rosary, if you will. But then we get up in the air, and with views like these:
my fear just melted away and I'm completely mesmerized by the incredible scenery I'm soaring above. See, happy as a lark, just flying along:
My hot tandem partner, Gage, and I are just chatting away; at one point, he asks me if I want to jump out frontwards or backwards. "Which way is better?" I ask. "We'll do more flips if we go backwards," he says. "Definitely backwards, then!" my little contented, fearless, happy as a clam self replies. Then the plane starts to level off. "Are we about to jump?" I ask. "Yep, right about now!" Gage says, as SHOOM! a camera guy flings the door up, and out go two solo jumpers.
WHOA WHOA WHOA. I have not had enough time to prepare for this. Hold on, give me a second.
But no, next there goes Kelly getting sucked out of the plane, and no sooner are their butts off the bench, then Gage scoots us all the way up to the door. This is me getting scooted, thinking "oh my gosh, we're really about to jump out of this plane":
Then the camera guy just hops out on a little rail, like it's no big deal to be outside of a plane flying 12,000 feet above the ground, just holding on to a doorway. I don't remember getting off the bench and getting into the doorway, but apparently here we are (I think I'm thinking, well, if I die, at least I'm representing in my Mississippi State shirt and with a hot guy):
Let the epicness begin:
We did lots of flips. It was awesome.
So after we flip a couple (a million? I have no idea) times, we start just regular free-falling. Gage had told me on the plane ride up that when we jumped, keep my arms crossed until he tapped me, then open them, and make sure and look at the camera! I was so excited about flipping, I forgot the "look at the camera" memo at first:
"Oh crap, I'm supposed to be looking at the cameraman! Where is he? There he is!"
I think I kept screaming, "OH MY GOSSSSH!!! WOOOOOOO!!! YEAAHHEAHEAAH!" But I don't really remember. Pure joy:
Time to let the chute out!
Right before getting yanked up by the parachute:
Yay, our chute opened! Peace out, cameraman:
So when you're free-falling towards the ground at terminal velocity, all you can hear is wind rushing by. Then, once your chute opens, you just have a nice little leisurely, quiet, pleasant ride down. We swooped and twirled and drifted along, me just in an absolute maxed-out state of rapturous ecstasy. "Oh my gosh, that was AWESOME! I want go AGAIN! Right now! I want this to be my job!" Probably said those four sentences about 100 times from the time the parachute opened till the time I got into the car to leave. And then probably said them about 100 more times. Here we are landing just as easy peasy as you please:
What a RUSH!
Seriously, I cannot WAIT to go again. I just can't even begin to describe how awesome it was, how ALIVE you feel during it and for days after. If I could start off my day every morning with a little skydive, I'd be a much happier person. Some of the kids in our group were like, "Yeah that was cool and all, but now that it's off my bucket list, I'm not doing it again." I can't even fathom this. I'm an adrenaline JUNKIE. Give me a plane to jump out of, a cliff to jump off, the highest rollercoaster you can find, a dangerously steep mountain to climb - I love it all.
So that was my Saturday. Monday afternoon, Kelly tells me that she and two of her roommates are going to climb Stairway to Heaven that night. I've been wanting to do Stairway to Heaven since I've gotten out here, so although I definitely should've been studying instead of climbing mountains, I couldn't pass up the chance. Why might we be climbing Stairway at night, you're wondering? Oh, 'cause it's illegal! You have to go when the guard's not there, silly!
Right before we left the house - OW!
I got stung by a bee or hornet or something. I pulled the stinger out of my leg, swore to the others I wasn't allergic to insect stings and I wasn't going to go into anaphylactic shock on the hike, and off we set for the stairs.
3,922 steps to the top, y'all. Three THOUSAND nine hundred twenty-two. We're not talking a nice little staircase up to the top, either. Metal steps and rails, which sometimes resemble a staircase, but often resemble - heck, ARE - a ladder. It was an insane hike, both physically and awesomely speaking. I don't have many pictures since it was dark, so I'm going to include some images from a Google Image search of it in the daytime, so you can kind of get a feel of what it was like.
The mountain from a distance:

Link to a good article about Stairway to Heaven, for those interested:
http://www.snaptuneone.com/pp2/stairway_to_heaven/p/stairway_to_heaven.htm
Here's a picture I took from the first landing point:

The strip at the bottom of the picture is the H-3 interstate (isn't it hilarious that Hawaii has INTERstates?), already tiny and we're only 1/3 of the way up!
So the stairs were first built for the Coast Guard to access an antenna on the top of the mountain in 1942. Thus, there are still some WWII-era buildings towards the top of the hike. The first one is especially creepy. All the windows and the roof is missing, and there's some old, rusty machinery inside. I felt like I was in a Call of Duty map. I zipped through there as fast as I possibly could. When we finally made it to the antenna and building at the top, we were surprised/scared by a group of four youngish boys who had hiked up earlier in the night and were camping out in the building. The building's full of graffiti, which you can kind of see in the background of this pic of me & Kelly:

Can you see the wisps of clouds? And forgive us for looking less than spectacular. We just climbed a mountain through rainshowers and clouds in the dark, for goodness' sake. I must say, the way down was a lot more scary/nervewracking than the way up. Something about clinging to a wet ladder with sheer dropoffs on either side of and below you is a little disconcerting. But of course, I loved every minute of it. It was awesome. It really did feel like you were climbing up to heaven, especially when we started climbing through the clouds.
So those were my two super epic things to do this week. Then, I've done two more not-epic-but-still-cool other things.
Wait, timeout from the epic tales for a second. Yesterday when I finished my final exam, I came home to shower and then meet back up with everyone for a celebratory lunch. While in the shower, I looked at my leg where I had gotten stung the other night before Stairway and thought...hmm, that really doesn't look too good.
I snapped a picture and sent it to Kelly at work and then showed another one of the roommates who was home. Both their opinions were essentially, "Umm, you need to go to the doctor right now." Here's what it had turned into, and the picture doesn't even do it justice:
So instead of a nice celebratory lunch, off I set for University Health Services. When the nurse who took my vitals brought me back, she said, "Oh, what happened to your leg?"
"Well that's actually why I'm here, I got stung night before last and it looks like this now."
"Oh gosh!"
Such a comforting feeling for a nurse to exclaim, "Oh gosh!" with a super concerned look on her face, let me tell you.
Fast forward to the diagnosis: bad infection. Prescription: strong antibiotic. Warning: if it gets any bigger, go to the ER immediately.
Grreeeeatttt. I'm awful about taking medicine & probably haven't finished a round of antibiotics in my life, but I've been taking my pills like clockwork, and I'm going to take every last one of the suckers. No WAY am I going to spend one minute of my last days in paradise in a hospital. Life lesson learned: don't go on four-hour-long-super-wet-and-dirty hike with even the tiniest open wound.
The good news is, my leg is already looking tons better. See?
So, after my impromptu doctor's visit yesterday, when Kelly got off work, she, Kyle and I set off for Cockroach Cove to meet up with some of their friends. It's BEAUTIFUL. They've filmed scenes for Pirates of the Caribbean and 50 First Dates here:
Apparently, it's called Cockroach Cove because there are tons of cockroaches down there, but I didn't see any. A sidenote on cockroaches. They're EVERYWHERE here. And they're HUGE. Disgusting.
So, after we swam and wave-jumped and body surfed to our hearts' content in the cove (so, so fun), we went back to their friend's house and grilled out. Yum. Then, after we're all full & happy, we decide to go camping on the beach spontaneously (Yay! I love, LOVE spontaneous activities).
So after we drive over around Diamond Head & lug all our stuff down to the beach from the road, we turn to walk right, but we run into all these crazy official warning signs. There was an endangered Hawaiian Monk Seal asleep on the beach! Crazy! It was huge and so cool to see. My favorite warning sign was the unofficial one said, "Shh! I'm sleeping!" Apparently, people from NOAA come and put up all the signs when one is spotted. Kelly has lived here for 2 1/2 years and never seen one, so I'm really excited I got to see it.
After oohing & ahhing over the seal for a bit, we all trudge off to left, find a good spot up away from the tide, and set up our tent. I'm completely exhausted from getting hardly any sleep studying for finals, so I head on into the tent while the others stayed up, attempting to build a fire, talking, and strumming on the ukulele.
Unfortunately, we didn't really consult the weather before we spontaneously decided to go camping, and we ended up trying to camp in like, gale-force winds. I can't really even explain to y'all how crazy the wind was. I thought I was going to get suffocated in the tent because the wind kept blowing the tent over on top of me. It was nuts. Sometime around 5 AM we moved to a spot that was kind of protected by trees and got 2 uninterrupted, non-fearful-I'm-going-to-get-smothered-to-death-in-a-tent hours of sleep.
Which leaves us at this morning and today. I have done nothing exciting today. Forget doing nothing exciting, I've really just done nothing at all today, period. I know I should've been out hiking or beaching or something, but I'm worn out. Exams, major hikes, serious infections, and mostly-sleepless nights in tents will do that to you. So today I napped and read out on the porch couch most of the day. It was good. I needed it. Tomorrow, the adventures will begin again. Not sure what I'm going to do, but I'm going to live up my last few days in this incredible place. I'm already scheming as to how I can afford to come back during Christmas break and then move out here after law school for a year or so - consider yourselves forewarned. Hawaii really is infectious - in the "I never want to leave" sense, not in the nastiness in my leg sense.
I miss and love y'all! Write me! Even though I'm extremely, extremely sad about leaving, I can't wait to see some of y'all in a week!